Fudgin’ Questions! Ceasefire, God, Feelings, Fumbling, One Typo, and MIGA!
How’s President Donny’s fudgin’ ceasefire? Are you there, God? It’s me, Donny! Why Donny fudgin’ bombed Iran. VP mishandlings. Fudgin’ Spelling Oopsie. Fudgin’ Oy Vey–Make Iran Great Again or MIGA.
We’re having a heat wave! A FUDGIN’ heat wave!
How’s President Donny’s fudgin’ ceasefire going? What’s the record for the shortest fudgin’ ceasefire? Anyone miss the days we were afraid Donny was going to invade Canada?
The 12-day war is now in a one-day ceasefire? NOT! But it wasn’t a war. Or are they in a regime change? So fudgin’ confused.
Better question. Has “wrong” Director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, been fired yet?
Is “were-not-looking-for-regime-change-mixed-message” Donny now looking for regime change now? Who knows? He’ll change his fudgin’ mind next week.
Wait. You can’t call it “regime change.” It’s now leadership fluidity. We can’t be WOKE. We have to be politically correct.
Angry Donny castigated the two sides, “They don’t know what the fuck they’re doing!” Does Donny? Maybe he can get some answers from the Lord, Almighty.
Are you there, God? It’s me, Donny!
After the strike against Iran, creepy Donny wanted to thank someone. A special shoutout! To God.
We love you, God. God probably thought Jesus!
Before he was Epic Fail Donny, he was Fudgin’ Weird Donny. I just want to say I love you, God. You rock!
When was the last time Donny gave thanks to god? When he got an extra Big Mac?
Donny has one final question for you, God. What’s a fudgin’ cubit?
We now know why Donny fudgin’ bombed Iran.
It was a “feeling” he had. Forget intelligence! How do legal scholars feel about that? Maybe they wished Donny didn’t bank our lives on “More than a feelin’.” SING IT! I begin dreaming . . .
Yeah, we wish this was a dream, ok it’s a fudgin’ nightmare!
Are we all in the back seat while Uber driver Donny goes on a road rage? If we’re dead, we can’t give you five stars.
Speaking of nightmares . . .
Hello, VP JD Vance!
When was the last time the VP mishandled something and broke it? There was the college football trophy. The time he grim reapered the Pope. The time he fudgin’ fumbled ordering donuts. Some sprinkle stuff! Now he’s calling former presidents dumb?
But Donny did the fudgin’ fumbling this week. And we’re not just talking about Iran and Israel.
Fudgin’ Donny Spelling Oopsie. Can President Donny spell his own name? That’s Donald, but with a K.
DONAKD H. TRUMP
Did Donakd get Donakd in the noggin?
Now we have a president who misspelled his own name, Donald with a K. We used to have dumb presidents. Today we have DONAKD J. TRUMP. He’s smarkt.
Damn Israel and Iran you fudgin’ f’ed up Donny’s victory dance at NATO summit.
Fudgin’ Oy Vey Phrase of the Week
Make Iran Great Again or MIGA
President Donny wants to MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN? Fudgin’ UGH! Did Donny pull the trigger on trademarking hats too soon? Cha-ching! CRAP! They’re already on eBay. The hats are made in Vietnam or Bangladesh. Really?
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